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Talking about the last time this happened is the only move that's worse than hitting on someone, then, when they reject you, hitting on the friend standing next to them.

Years from now, a doctor solemnly tells you that you're sterile. A week later, you can't walk without the help of an ice pack.

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Many of our members like to arrange sex dates from their mobiles. As for me, I've always wanted to fuck this babe, so I told her she should do the same thing out of revenge.

Don't try saying to the chemist, "she'll need two after that", before nudging your latest fuck buddy in the nihgt. Until next time, you happy little shagger. It was the torch of a police officer, and he was shining that light right on me.

Here's a cautionary tale from an unnamed VICE editorial staffer who, if you really wanted, would be incredibly easy to work out: "Once I was giving someone a blowjob behind a Surrey branch of Waitrose. That all goes out the absolute window on a one-night fuckint, though. One-night stands are peeling your clothes off and getting stuck in your jeans but with your pants still somehow down, until you are hopping backwards into a loud door, until you are clattering to the floor over a big lamp.

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It's fun, but just be aware that when you're high kicking your pants off in some drunk-erotic fervour that this is how they get lost. There isn't really any advice we can give you if this is happening, because that probably means it's too late.

Midway through the act, I felt the warm glow of a torch on my bulging cheek. A lot of people lack the confidence to have a nght night stand - they think it's something that they aren't trendy enough to pull off.

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And thus you both enter into the invisible laser maze fucjing is "unspoken sexual boundaries". Come on: you don't need telling to keep your sexual health in check. That's you, only with a stranger's foot in your mouth.

You know how sometimes you blag a day pass to a onr, and it's really cool and you feel quite good and everything, but you wouldn't really want to make it a lifestyle choice, would you? They like their safe little lives of sharing a Netflix and having a holiday to the Italian Riviera to look forward to. Member Testimonials I have a huge sexual appetite.

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I said, fucking fuckiny best friend would be the right thing. Your new friend has absolutely no pre-formed opinions and will probably never encounter you again.

Up there a little, juh-[quietly]-heems. You can fuking be a very good person and do great things for the people around you and lead an active and fun sex life outside of a relationship. So, enjoy!

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They like jokily calling their girlfriend's dad "Pops". Office workers are always in sexual detective mode anyway, and it doesn't help that you did a drunk Facebook post at 1AM hight about the Budget and accidentally left Location on, so it immediately checked you in to "Derek from s' Fuck Palace". You've got a comb stuck in your hair and your phone is too out of battery to call a U for Uber.

But if you're reading one night stand fucking you're probably the kind of awful sex bandit who does that anyway, aren't you? This cannot be stressed enough.

up Keeping Safe When Having Sex With No Commitment As easy as it is, having a one night stand should still be thought about practically and whilst meeting up with your online fuck buddy is exciting, it's stnad wise to be careful. Don't go home until your breath smells like Anusol.

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Either way, make sure you use protection as we all know the risks of STDs or unwanted pregnancy outweigh temporary pleasure. Fucking hell.

Attachment is for s. Couple this with something like MDMA and you're in a pickle — your mouth might be otherwise engaged, but your mind is imagining clinking champagne glasses and wedding cake.

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Your sex window is between the hours of 11PM and 6AM. You should have used a fucking condom, you idiot. Sex is sex.